DIY Hair-Do Website
Most people who work at home pride themselves on being able to find countless ways to waste time — or, to put it euphemistically, to find some entertaining “down-time” in between “multi-tasking.” And Laura is certainly no exception. Watching The Barefoot Contessa (reruns, new episodes, sound on, sound off), becoming obsessed with her son’s Webkinz and playing “Cash Cow 2″ or “Tile Towers” for hours on end are only two of the many ways she entertains herself during her down-time.
Last week, or the week before, however, Laura topped even herself. Why? Because she came across — and paid a small fee to join and use — one of those hair-do websites that let you upload a photo of yourself and “try on” various hair styles.
Wait, you’ve never heard of one of these Do-It-Yourself websites where you can upload a photo of yourself and try on various hairstyles? Obviously you’re not spending as much time wasting time as Laura! Which is a good thing since Laura’s not going to bury the lede and make the site sound so fun you’ll read this brant as fast as possible so you can go try on hair-dos, too: since it’s important to know right up front that these hair-do sites suck. Because:
1) None of the photos she had of herself were good for trying on “virtual” hair-dos and
2) There were only about 20 virtual hair-dos to try on.
Now, twenty virtual hairdos might sound like a lot of hairdos — it did to Laura which is why she forked over the $9.99 and got her hopes up — but most haircuts are sort of the same and before you know it, you have clicked and dragged and tried to use additional commands like “expand” and “pull” to make the “hair-do” stretch to fit your head, the one in the photo that doesn’t really work anyway. What you end up with instead of a clear sense of where you and your hair need to go in the future — i.e., what sort of cut will change your life and fix everything that’s wrong with it — you end up with several incredibly strange and deeply depressing altered photos of yourself with what looks literally like helmets of hair in various shapes, colors, and sizes.
If she weren’t so insecure, Laura would figure out how to get the helmet-haired photos of herself off the hair-do site she joined and onto this brant to show you just how ridiculous and useless the site is and how pathetic she feels for having wasted her time and money on it. If nothing else, it would help Laura waste a little more time, which is what she’d been trying to do in the first place…


