brant (brant) v.i. - to simultaneously brag and rant.

brant (brant) n. - a shared on-line journal where people can post brags and rants about themselves and their personal experiences, opinions, observations, and feelings.

branted, brant-ing, brants intr.v. To write entries in, add material to, or maintain a (we)brant.

October 29, 2007

DIY Hair-Do Website

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 4:45 pm

hairstyles_woman.jpgMost people who work at home pride themselves on being able to find countless ways to waste time — or, to put it euphemistically, to find some entertaining “down-time” in between “multi-tasking.” And Laura is certainly no exception. Watching The Barefoot Contessa (reruns, new episodes, sound on, sound off), becoming obsessed with her son’s Webkinz and playing “Cash Cow 2″ or “Tile Towers” for hours on end are only two of the many ways she entertains herself during her down-time.

Last week, or the week before, however, Laura topped even herself. Why? Because she came across — and paid a small fee to join and use — one of those hair-do websites that let you upload a photo of yourself and “try on” various hair styles.

Wait, you’ve never heard of one of these Do-It-Yourself websites where you can upload a photo of yourself and try on various hairstyles? Obviously you’re not spending as much time wasting time as Laura! Which is a good thing since Laura’s not going to bury the lede and make the site sound so fun you’ll read this brant as fast as possible so you can go try on hair-dos, too: since it’s important to know right up front that these hair-do sites suck. Because:

1) None of the photos she had of herself were good for trying on “virtual” hair-dos and

2) There were only about 20 virtual hair-dos to try on.

Now, twenty virtual hairdos might sound like a lot of hairdos — it did to Laura which is why she forked over the $9.99 and got her hopes up — but most haircuts are sort of the same and before you know it, you have clicked and dragged and tried to use additional commands like “expand” and “pull” to make the “hair-do” stretch to fit your head, the one in the photo that doesn’t really work anyway. What you end up with instead of a clear sense of where you and your hair need to go in the future — i.e., what sort of cut will change your life and fix everything that’s wrong with it — you end up with several incredibly strange and deeply depressing altered photos of yourself with what looks literally like helmets of hair in various shapes, colors, and sizes.

If she weren’t so insecure, Laura would figure out how to get the helmet-haired photos of herself off the hair-do site she joined and onto this brant to show you just how ridiculous and useless the site is and how pathetic she feels for having wasted her time and money on it. If nothing else, it would help Laura waste a little more time, which is what she’d been trying to do in the first place…

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October 26, 2007

Failing at Cancer: Part II on Huffington Post now

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 9:38 am
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Here’s the link to the second part of “Failing at Cancer” up now on the Huffington Post. Click here to go there and read it.

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October 24, 2007

“Piece of Work” Free Book Give-Away Contest!

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 1:17 pm
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Laura wasn’t sure how many attention-getting words to put into that headline — Free! — Give-Away! — Contest! — but she figures that three ought to do for now. Her publisher, Grand Central Books (formerly known as Warner Books) has offered to sponsor a Free Book Give-Away Contest! on her website, and they suggested one where people interested in winning a free book would write something and the five best entries would receive a free book.

This sounded great to Laura, except for the fact that she’s not sure if anyone other than her family and a handful of friends (and a whole bunch of pornographic spam senders) reads her blog, which might mean a slight dearth (or lack) of contestants and entries. But as someone who has always been accused (correctly) of being overly negative, Laura decided for once to try to be positive and so she’s going to give this contest idea a shot.

Laura can’t remember if this particular idea came from her unbelievably fantastic on-line publicist from Grand Central Books — Miriam Parker, who not only works a real job-job but is also finishing up her MFA in creative writing, writing a novel, and working for a really impressive literary journal that comes out of the University of North Carolina Wilmington called Ecotone:

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– but considering how Piece of Work is about a woman, Julia Einstein, who returns to work after being at home with her son for the past 3 years — it seemed to make sense that contestants wanting to win a free paperback copy of Piece of Work could submit a short entry detailing their worst experience involving work and home — the “balance of career and motherhood” one might euphemistically describe it — when they thought:
1) they might get fired
2) they might get their child taken away from them by the Department of Social Services
3) their head might explode from all the stress or
4) all of the above.
But since the book is based on horrible work experiences that Laura had long before she was a mother, she would like to open up the contest to include entries about horrible days at work from people who aren’t parents (and who aren’t necessarily even women).Entries can be submitted either right here on Laura’s brant — just hit the “comment” option and fire away! — or they can be attached as documents and emailed to Laura’s website at laura@laurazigman.com.

This latter option, however, is risky, since Laura’s website is inundated with several hundred pieces of disgusting pornographic spam each week, and she’s afraid that entries — assuming there are any — will get lost in her furious weekly purging and deletion of this disgusting never-ending tsunami of spam.

Laura’s looking forward to hearing from you — even it’s just to ask for a free copy without the “official” entry requirement of a horrific work story!

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October 23, 2007

“Failing at Cancer: Part 1″ on Huffington Post

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 7:47 pm

Here’s the link to “Failing at Cancer: Part 1″ that’s up now on the Huffington Post. This is the first part of seven parts that will run on the Huffington Post in the near future. “Failing at Cancer” was one of the long pieces Laura wrote for her FAILURE, A LOVE STORY book that is, well, failing, so she decided to chop it up and post it there and get the word out on failure….

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October 19, 2007

Piece of Work in paperback

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 7:19 am

Here’s what I just posted on my blog or plog on amazon.com – I hadn’t posted anything there for almost a year (or over a year) and I figured what better time than now since Piece of Work is now in paperback…..

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“Just a quick new post — the first in a year (I don’t like to overdo it) — to say that Piece of Work is coming out in paperback on November 5. It’s published by Grand Central Publishing, which is the new name for Warner Books and is already available here so no need to wait three more weeks. Buy now!

It was quite a year — promoting the hardcover edition of Piece of Work, my first book in over 4 years, and then recovering from breast reconstruction surgery (as opposed to recovering from breast cancer itself: I was lucky that mine was caught early and was Stage 0) took up most of my time. The rest of my time was taken up trying to post fairly regularly on my website’s “brant” (brag+rant), guest-blogging for the Huffington Post, and starting a new book.

The new book I started, Failure: A Love Story, Or Why Being a Negative Catastrophizing Anti-Optimist is a Good Thing, is about a topic I love and am fascinated by, but since so many people are afraid of failure and don’t know what to think when you say you love failure — they think, instantly, that you are a negative catastrophizing anti-optimist and they can’t imagine what positive things you could possibly say about failure which is, of course, the whole point of the book — to embrace failure and believe in the idea that without failure we would all be nothing — I may end up promoting failure and my love for it in a different way other than a book with failure in the title.

“Please visit my website, read my brant, and wait for news on my new blog on failure which will 1) focus on my own and other peoples’ failures in order to prove that failure is truly universal and 2) provide a place to go when you feel you are simply too big a loser to go on that will make you feel better since you will see lots and lots of other failures who have failed in much bigger and worse ways than you have. As counter-intuitive as it may seem, the failure blog will be a “feel good” blog.

“I look forward to sharing all my heartfelt and fact-based theories on the upside of failure very soon…..

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