brant (brant) v.i. - to simultaneously brag and rant.

brant (brant) n. - a shared on-line journal where people can post brags and rants about themselves and their personal experiences, opinions, observations, and feelings.

branted, brant-ing, brants intr.v. To write entries in, add material to, or maintain a (we)brant.

November 30, 2007

Fifth Illustrated Breast Cancer Blog Is Up

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 5:36 pm

Here’s the link to The Big Day: Getting Cleared For Take-off about the actual day of surgery. Read the whole rest of the blog entry by following the link. In the meantime, Dig Dash Shaw’s fantastic work…

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November 28, 2007

Additional Plug for “Reading with Robin” Blog

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 11:20 am

Laura just wanted to be sure to point out Robin’s great blog — the fabulously named “Ranting with Robin” (www.readingwithrobin.blogspot.com). Just like Oprah’s “After Hours” or “After the Show” or whatever it’s called that she shoots after taping her real show, this is more great stuff from Robin about books and authors.

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“Reading with Robin”

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 11:15 am

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OK, as usual Laura is behind the eight ball for no good reason (unless you count a dead car battery, a plumbing problem, and a bunch of overdue work that Laura hasn’t gotten to because of Thanksgiving), so of course she’s posting this notice late. But better late than never, right?

Remember last year when Laura did that radio interview on the “Reading with Robin” show and felt, about two minutes in, that she and Robin Kall were NBFs? Well, Robin is celebrating the show’s 5th anniversary (!) on WHJJ Saturday, December 1, from 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. at Books on the Square on Angell Street in Providence. Robin was nice enough to include Laura in the authors she chose to help her celebrate and Robin was even kinder to include author Emily Franklin since Emily is also from Newton and they’re going to carpool together to the signing. (This will give Emily and Laura a chance to finally have a conversation someplace other than in the cramped overcrowded highly-charged atmosphere of Russo’s, the fabulous bargain fruit-and-vegetable market also in Newton where they occasionally run into each other but can’t really talk since people are practically killing each other trying to get to the cheap cantaloupes and even cheaper red peppers.)

But enough about Laura and Emily (who are both signing at 1:00 p.m., BTW). To find out more about Robin and the event (which is also a fundraiser for the RISPCA) and about what other authors are coming check www.readingwithrobin.com.

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November 17, 2007

Fourth Illustrated Blog Is Up

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 11:01 am

Here’s the link to the fourth illustrated blog which is called “The Whole Truth About Breast Reconstruction.”
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November 16, 2007

School of Rock: Ben on TV!

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 7:54 am

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Laura is currently consulting a local self-professed blogspert - Sara Whitman who writes the Suburban Lesbian Housewife blog — about how to actually insert this clip right here into the brant — and assuming she’s not a techno-phony, check back later to be wowed by her impressive knowledge and skill in the AV department. In the meantime, here’s the link to the piece about the School of Rock — a national music school (about 30 schools across the country) for kids started by Paul Green — on Fox 25 News. The piece is about the School of Rock in Watertown, Mass., where Ben has been taking drum lessons for the past few months. Dig the long hair and the lips moving while counting the beat….

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November 15, 2007

“Don’t Call Me Mommy”

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 2:19 pm

nataly-1.jpgwim.jpegREAD THIS hilarious but true piece by Nataly Kogan, Work It, Mom! co-founder (and friend of Laura’s), called “Don’t Call Me Mommy” about the annoying trend of mommy-calling. Whenever a woman who has children does anything now, she and her business somehow end up with the “mom” or “mommy” prefix, as in “mompreneurs.” But as Nataly points out:

“When I was in venture capital most of the companies I ran into were run by men; yet I never heard anyone refer to them as dadpreneurs.”

Laura also loves the fact that this is a true rant.

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November 13, 2007

Third Illustrated Blog Is Up

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 9:11 am

3603.jpgHere’s the link to Part III: “Next Stop: Plastic Surgery Tutorial”… It’s a little more technical/medical and a little less entertaining but hey, Laura can’t always make this topic fun…

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November 9, 2007

Tom Perrotta: Prince Among Authors

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 8:06 am
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Laura is almost embarrassed to brant about Tom Perrotta because I mean, come on, it’s not like he needs a little write-up on her brant to help him sell books! — but Laura’s going to push past that and get on with the point at hand: Tom has written another fantastic novel and he deserves as much praise as possible because he is a Prince Among Authors (PAA).
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(Before Laura goes any further, she just wants to explain why she’s referring to Tom Perrotta as “Tom” — she knows Tom and his fantastic wife Mary Granfield because they also live in the Boston area and because they became friendly after reading together at several Boston-area events).
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Laura hates to always play the former publicist card — even though back in the day when she was a Random House/Knopf publicist from 1985-1995 — almost 15 years ago! — [for those of you doing the math, Laura was 12 when she started working at Random House] — being a publicist was not the glamorous impressive show-offy master-manipulator-of-the-universe job it is now. Back then it was embarrassing and shameful to admit at a cocktail party that no, you were not an editorial assistant: someone who had scored 800 on your verbal SATs, gone to Yale, and were destined for greatness. No, you were just a publicist — the waitress of the publishing business — someone who made dumb calls [from an actual landline desk-phone] and arranged silly parties and had to wear stupid skirts with cheap blazers to take authors to the TODAY show really early in the morning and then help them their through various book tour “emergencies” like finding gum or soda or panty hose or new underwear or veal chops or mini-bagels with paper thin wisps of nova salmon or a wheel of brie cheese at inopportune moments.
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Back then, being a publicist was so non-glamorous that Laura seriously and truthfully remembers this near-exact exchange happening many times at many industry parties she was forced to attend:
PARTY-GOER:
So what do you do?
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LAURA:
I work in publishing.
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PARTY-GOER:
[slightly impressed]

Really. Where?

LAURA:
Random House.

PARTY-GOER:
[more impressed: party-goer clearly has an unpublished book they dream of getting published]

Reeee-ally!

LAURA:
[finally taking a sip of the shitty free chardonnay and stupidly thinking that maybe this party won’t be so bad after all]

Yup.

PARTY-GOER:
Are you an editor?

LAURA:
[swallowing slowly and knowing the jig is up]

Uhm. No. I’m a publicist.

PARTY-GOER:
Oh.

LAURA:
But I want to be an editor.

PARTY-GOER doesn’t respond because they have already turned around and walked away, presumably to find someone in editorial who is more conversation-worthy.

Sociological changes in the cultural perception of publicists aside (<--Laura thinks the topic should be elevated to a place of scholarship and research), the bottom line about being a publicist -- then and now -- was dealing with incredibly rude and difficult authors and celebrities, an occupational hazard that has, unfortunately, remained unchanged.

Laura actually wrote a whole book about an incredibly rude and difficult celebrity author — one that she obviously and for legal reasons “made up” — in Piece of Work — and she was able to do it with frightening verisimilitude because she’d worked with enough beastly narcissists — Has-Beens and Wanna-Be-types — to have accumulated a vast store of horror stories. Which is why she knows how rare and wonderful a creature Tom Perrotta is. Not only can she not think of a writer more deserving of the Trifecta of Authorial Success — critical acclaim, bestseller sales figures, and film adaptations worthy of Oscar nominations (not to mention Golden Globe nominations or People’s Choice nominations). But she wishes there were a whole separate award every year for the nicest, most normal, most mensch-like author just the way many years ago, author “escorts” — people who drive authors around in various cities — used to give out an unofficial award every year for the rudest, nastiest, most difficult author — the Golden Dart Board Award (a.k.a. The Author from Hell award). Because Tom would most certainly win that one hands down.

Laura’s not going to waste time giving her own little book-report review of The Abstinence Teacher, nor is she going to mention the rave reviews and all the bestseller lists the book is on. All she’s going to do is post this photo, which, she believes, speaks for itself:

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Tom Perrotta,
Prince Among Authors

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November 8, 2007

Trashionista

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 3:35 pm
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And here’s a really nice mention from Trashionista (”We Read Books Like They’re Going Out of Fashion”) about Laura’s new breast-cancer blogging…

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A Flurry of Paperback-Publication Self-Promotion

Filed under: Laura (All About) — lzigman @ 2:52 pm

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OK, Laura’s paperback is out — what paperback, you may be asking? — the paperback of Piece of Work — and the ever-awesome online-publicist slash novelist-to-be Miriam Parker has managed to get the news out on several fabulous websites. So here comes a little round-up of mentions with big thanks to the sites for featuring Piece of Work:

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Nataly Kogan, who started off as one of Laura’s new “virtual friends” last spring and then became one of Laura’s real friends when she moved with her husband and young daughter from New York to Newton, where Laura lives (that was so thoughtful of her!) to start the fantastic and much-needed Work It, Mom! website, was kind enough to invite Laura to start contributing articles to the site. Which Laura did. Her first article, Call Me Buzz Kill” on (big surprise) failure and how it relates to working mothers, was just posted and along with the article which will be part of a continuing “conversation” about failure that Laura’s calling The Failure Chronicles, Nataly has posted and posed this interesting question on the site: “Do You Talk About Failure?” There are already 16 responses — with the promise that three of the responders will win a free copy of Piece of Work — and Laura can’t wait to read them. She also can’t wait to write more articles for Work It, Mom!

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Next up is Christine Fugate’s great site Mothering Heights. Christine has always been great to Laura — featuring her book, asking her to help judge a Mother’s Day essay contest — and Piece of Work is now featured with a 20-question Q & A with Laura. Laura hopes and assumes that if you check out the Q & A you’re definitely going to want to stay awhile.

There’s also a really nice review of Piece of Work on the new blog BookFinds. Once Laura finishes basking in the glow of the review she’s going to spend some quality time on that site, too.

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